Owner

Jared

2 seasons · 11-17 · 39.0%

Career record

11-17

39.0% · 34 games

Points for

2827

83.2 per game

Best finish

9th

worst 10th

Best week

151.3

2024 Wk 17

Season by season

Year	Team	Record	PF	PA	Seed	Finish
2024	Wife Beaters	6-8	1491.5	1600.8	9	9th
2025	My Team Is Ass	5-9	1335.7	1609.4	11	10th

Luck & lineups

Year	Record	All-play	Deserved	Luck	Left on bench
2024	6-8	63-9141%	5.7	+0.27	250
2025	5-9	64-11835%	4.9	+0.08	194

Deserved wins come from the all-play record — how this team scored against the whole league, not just its schedule. Bench points exclude playoff weeks once knocked out.

Favourite opponent

Alex

3-1

424.4 scored, 410.7 allowed

Nemesis

Jacob

0-3

288.4 scored, 401.4 allowed

Head-to-head

Opponent	Record	Meetings	PF	PA
Tom	3-2	5	547.0	413.5
Alex	3-1	4	424.4	410.7
Josh	2-1	3	345.4	360.6
Ronan	2-1	3	329.0	278.9
Ryan Du	1-2	3	332.9	377.4
Brandon	1-2	3	352.4	362.7
Jacob	0-3	3	288.4	401.4
Dillon	1-1	2	226.6	218.8
Jeremy	1-1	2	249.5	231.2
Ben	0-2	2	128.0	286.9
Ryan De	0-2	2	147.0	217.6
Zach	1-0	1	117.8	89.3
Raffi	0-1	1	59.3	183.3